undead hooker chic;

rumoko:

Here’s a transparent gif of Tobias Fünke peeking through your blog.

"I don’t want people to matter to me too much. Sometimes it hurts too much to think about them. Ones you love who don’t love you, ones who are dead or hate you, ones who you think about but never get to be with. I like people ok but when I get too close, it fucks me up and I can’t get things done."

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Henry Rollins, Smile, You’re Traveling (Black Coffee Blues Pt. 3)

(Source: outlawheartt, via wah-mos)

thebluthcompany:

Previously on Arrested Development | NPR’s guide to the running gags from the show
This is dedication.

cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland, Oregon going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

(via nixvn)

killitwithfire1757:

killitwithfire1757:

I have never seen a cuter couple or wedding picture in my life.

Still this is so perfect i love it.

i am three years behind in my math homework

(Source: frowl, via sexy-squirrel)

kurt-cobain-is-my-nirvana:

right back at you

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

(via ryaninwonderland)

"In the summer before he died, sitting with him on his patio while he smoked cigarettes, I couldn’t keep my eyes off the hummingbirds around his house and was saddened that he could, and while he was taking his heavily medicated afternoon naps I was learning the birds of Ecuador for an upcoming trip, and I understood the difference between his unmanageable misery and my manageable discontent to be that I could escape myself in the joy of birds and he could not."

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Jonathan Franzen on David Foster Wallace, from his essay, Farther Away (via floralnymph)

(Source: austinimus, via floralnymph)