brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

(via enlarging)

burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

(via yoloboobs)

prolusion:

you’re adorable fuck me against a wall

(via bonniesummers)

espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

(via battlecryy)

meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog

(via virginity)

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

(via crystallized-teardrops)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(via stop)

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via yoloboobs)