me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

(via crystallized-teardrops)

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via encourage)

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

(Source: communistbakery, via unescapable)

When did you discover that you were Bi polar?
Anonymous

daddyfuckedme:

i paid ridiculous amounts of money to scam artists