A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like ‘nail me ;)’ but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
i love staying up til 3am so i can think about every horrible thing that has ever happened to me
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
it’s horrible when someone asks me what my hobbies are bcos my only hobby is tumblr